Benedict Cumberbatch to Father a Tiny Cumberbaby

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Some big news today from the internet’s collective boyfriend (no, not Cary Fukunaga). Benedict Cumberbatch and his fiancée Sophie Hunter are bringing a bouncing Cumberbaby into this world. 

A heartfelt congratulations to Cumberbatch and his Cumber-wife-to-be on their future bundle of Cumber-joy — and to all those die-hard Cumberbitches who just got over the news of his November engagement: my condolences.