Bethenny Frankel to Make Weed Super-Lame


Bethenny Frankel is setting out to do for recreational weed what she did for the margarita: remove any danger of consuming unnecessary calories while still delivering the buzz of the real thing.

According to Us Weekly, Frankel plans to launch a line of Skinnygirl Marijuana in the legal weed markets of Colorado, Alaska, Oregon, and Washington. Her bespoke strain will be specially engineered to keep users from getting the munchies, and instead (we assume) will replace cravings with the vacant-eyed hunger and unnameable sadness associated with other Skinnygirl products.