Beyoncé and Jay Z Travel Like Regulation Dorks

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Like your parents or the former staff of your high-school yearbook, Beyoncé and Jay Z travel internationally like grinning nerds. 

But, but, but,you might be wondering. But no, because look at the enormous utilitarian backpack, filled to the gills, with who knows what. Maps and extra sun hats and dork vibes? They’re our coolest export, and there they are, teetering around with a nylon rucksack.