Jamie Dornan Said Some Weird Stuff About His Balls

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Jamie Dornan has one job as the male lead of Fifty Shades of Grey: to get the general public frothing at the mouth for some mom-approved lite S&M. In the most recent issue of British GQ, Dornan spills some secrets about filming all the sexy sex scenes for the sexy movie. The details are — well, here’s what he had to say:

Your dignity is intact as much as it's all tucked away in a little flesh-colored bag ... As a guy you put all your essentials in a little bag and you tie it up like a little bag of grapes and it's tucked away. It's quite a peculiar thing to do every day.

I’m not even sure what this means. Will he look like a Ken doll in the movie? Is his “dignity” grape-sized? Maybe it's time to let co-star Dakota Johnson do some of the talking?