Justin Bieber Used Seat Cushions As Camouflage

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Yesterday, Calvin Klein model and mediocre skateboarder Justin Bieber was photographed leaving an L.A. salon with what we can only presume was a haircut so bad that he refused to leave without 360-degree head protection. To hide his new hairdo from passersby and paparazzi, Bieber wore a royal-blue baseball cap, whose coverage he supplemented with two velvety seat-cushions pressed to either side of his skull. This innovative camouflage technique has the added benefit of blocking out most light and sound — like a portable sensory-deprivation chamber in which Justin can meditate. As for what happened inside the salon, subsequent photo evidence seems to suggest that Bieber’s sideburns are no longer blond.

Justin Bieber Used Seat Cushions As Camouflage