New Reflective Fabric Ruins Thirsty Pap Shots


Are you absolutely hounded by vile sidewalk people, hoisting cameras at you? Does everyone around you simply desire to just get one recording of a facsimile of the essence of your impeccable being?

Yes, this is your burden, you precious celebrity gem. But now — now is the time for you to exact your revenge, because designer-slash-DJ Chris Holmes has created the Anti-Paparazzi Collection. This shiny clothing line blurs photographs into a haze by reflecting light from the camera bulbs.

The Anti-Paparazzi Collection comes in three pieces: a hooded jacket (for the cool camera-magnet), a blazer (for the business-oriented paparazzi-bait), and an infinity scarf (for the cozy socialite). Choose your item and saunter forth. Ruin every image that might be made. Leave only disappointment and artsy images of a celebrity ghost in your wake.