Zoe Saldana Got Two Kids at Once (Twins)

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Zoe Saldana is now the mother, guardian, and caregiver for not one people, but two people. They're called twins and they're named Cy and Bowie. Those are cool futuristic robot-rock names, and they'll probably be cool futuristic robot-rock people.

Saldana announced their emergence on Twitter, giving a hashtag shout-out to her hashtag husband: #marcoperego. She has previously forgotten his name, so this really means something.