You remember when you and Claire were at dinner to talk about that guy who was just being really weird about texting and not responding and then responding in a weird way? Of course, how could you forget it. Well, bad news, girl, some dude overheard the whole thing and it’s like all over the internet now. Yeah. I know, crazy. Well, at least everyone gets to hear your super-sage advice. No prob. Drinks soon? Soon, girl. Next week.