A Fun New Reason to Get Married: Bridal Shorts

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How can you get married and also retain your status as a risk-taking individualist fashion plate who disregards conventional norms and loves throwing caution to various winds, who keeps her flighty vibes even while reading her vows, who might just scamper away from her wedding at any moment?

Wearing sequined athletic bridal shorts is a way that you could do this pretty easily. Such an item is sold by clothing purveyor J.Crew for $450 and it has pockets!