Vanessa Bayer Offers Ben Wa Balls to Strangers in Fifty Shades–Inspired Car Commercial

Anyone who wants to re-create that sexy elevator scene from Fifty Shades of Grey might want to watch this Audi commercial for tips. In the 90-second clip directed by Clay Weiner, Saturday Night Live's Vanessa Bayer is the ultimate Fifty Shades fan who pulls out all of the film's infamous seductive tools — Ben Wa balls, vibrators, and Kegels — to try to entice strangers into a passionate fling worthy of the Red Room. (And, naturally, get the gift of an Audi, just like Anastasia Steele.) It's awkward and hilarious, but bet you one riding crop and a trip to an S&M dungeon, this Audi commercial is racier than any scene from the actual film.