Apply to Infiltrate Kate Middleton’s Life and Home

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Attention all K.Mid obsessives, Prince George fanatics, and actual qualified applicants: Prince William and Princess Kate have supposedly placed an ad for a “discreet” housekeeper  who is good with both dogs and kids to serve in their “grand country house” in Norfolk, reports People.

Here’s the full ad from The Lady magazine, for "elegant women with elegant minds":

Housekeeper sought for a large family home in Norfolk.  We are looking for someone with previous housekeeping experience, ideally within a large private house, and preferably within a family environment with dogs.

Main duties will include: cleaning all areas of the house to a high standard; caring for and maintaining the home owners' clothing; cleaning silverware and glassware; purchasing groceries and general provisions for the house; and dealing with deliveries.  On occasions, the role will also involve the preparation of meals, assisting with childcare and caring for dogs.

Discretion and loyalty is paramount and a current valid UK driving licence is essential.
The Housekeeper will be required Monday to Friday, but with the flexibility to work during the weekend on occasion, and to work additional hours if ever required.  

Self-contained accommodation will be provided (suitable for a couple). The partner may be offered ad hoc maintenance work, although there is no guaranteed work provided for them.

Negotiable weekends, a self-contained room of one's own, and as many strands of Kate Middleton's hair as you can collect? Time to polish up the résumé.