Florida Pilot Excels at Aerial Penis-Drawing

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Photo: flightradar24.com

There's a man in Florida who looks at the expanse of sky and sees not just the limitless potential of flight, but a blank canvas large enough for a giant, majestic sky-dick. Last night, this man, a pilot, hopped in the cockpit of his single-engine plane, and flew in circles and curves and loops and whorls until he had drawn a big ol' wang in the Central Florida sky. The phallic flight path was immortalized on the site FlightRadar24. Now, thanks to GPS, we've had dicks by land, by air, and, soon, if there is a brave submarine operator or creative sailor, we hope someday to have them by sea.