Tom Hanks, a Nice Man, Mansplains Manspreading

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A man named Tom Hanks, who is something of an everyman, come to think of it, was accused of doing a man-thing. He, as a man, explains that he didn't do this man-thing at all, everyone else is likely mistaken. He can't help it if the word mistake has the sound miss in it, goodness, not everything is about gender politics, can't everyone just sit quietly for a second, preferably in a non-gendered fashion, if everyone can help it.