Who Is Behind the Great Brooklyn Nail-Polish Heist?

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A thief, to be known henceforth as the Nail Polish Remover, has ransacked a Brooklyn nail salon and absconded with 400 (four! hundred!) bottles of nail polish. DNAinfo reports that the robber also stole one Sony DVD player, a data chip from the security cameras, and a laundry bag. What are the Remover's plans? Where is the Remover now? Will we ever learn!