Justin Timberlake Prepares Tiny Baby Son for Academia

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New parents. One parent is named Jessica Biel, the other parent is named Justin Timberlake.
New parents. One parent is named Jessica Biel, the other parent is named Justin Timberlake. Photo: D Dipasupil/Getty Images

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel completed the nuanced task of naming a babyAs forward-thinking parents, they prepared their child for a future as an esoteric library monk.

Parents Timberlake and Biel named their child Silas Randall Timberlake. Perhaps he will be an expert in medieval diplomacy or a professor of pre-Raphaelite poetry or simply an adorable bore with unintentionally stylish glasses.

Either way, these two have done well. You should name the person you want (a grown-up, renowned scholar) rather than the person you have (a tiny, tiny baby).