Amy Schumer’s Winning Formula for Late-Night Talk Show Interviews

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Wear a bandage dress, but totally forget how to sit in it! Tell the host you have “the biggest” crush on him. Rub a mysterious shiny liquid on your legs so they glisten like gams of 24-carat gold. End with the extremely embarrassing personal confession that Star Wars is your favorite movie.

Do all these things and you, too, starlet, can be doused in a sticky, salty shower of nerd love, just like Amy.