Royal Baby Girl Gets Unmistakably Royal Name

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She could have been named anything — Belinda, or Amy, or Kim — but instead Le Royal Bebe Princess was given the most royal-sounding name anyone could imagine. Charlotte Elizabeth Diana: A name that seals her fate as one who will sit for many fancy portraits and live in an actual palace. It’s a name made to be printed on commemorative Royal Baby II mugs and tees. One day she might choose to be Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, astronaut, or Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, esquire, or Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, gallery owner, and people will read her name aloud and say, “With a name like that, you should be a princess.”