Matt Damon Unleashes Thick, Flowing Ponytail

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Holy hair follicles! At a press conference in Beijing, Matt Damon showed that he's ready to embrace the latest in "cool dad" trends and calmly debuted a new man-pone. Look at that thing: curly, thick, lush — the bouncy hair lovechild of a pirate, your sexy hippie barista, and all high-school cheer captains everywhere.

Way to grow, Matt Damon! The ghost of Jared Leto's hair, Jon Snow, Chris Hemsworth, and Cary Fukunaga welcome you into the Society of Longhairs. May your man-pone be ever lush, your topknot hoisted proudly high.