Trophy Husband Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Now a Dad

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In Hollywood, secret weddings are a big trend. Have one, and then wait for the details to trickle out. It's so much fun! Like a surprise birthday party, but with better cake. Not to be outdone by the likes of Jennifer Aniston, secret-ceremony OG Joseph Gordon-Levitt and his wife, Tasha McCauley, have raised the bar with a secret pregnancy, and now, according to Us Weekly, a baby boy.

McCauley is already an accomplished woman who speaks three languages and works as the director of business development at a tech company she co-owns, so the feat of creating squirming, pooping, adorable life puts her in the running to officially have it all. Gordon-Levitt, on the other hand, rose to fame with this haircut. Here's hoping he remembers to lean out a little, because thankfully, you don't need an advanced degree to change a diaper.