What Do You Mean This Grown Man Can’t Sing Bieber Over a Middle-School Intercom?

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The Bieb. Photo: Dean Lewins

A grown man was party to grave injustice on Tuesday morning when his love of Justin Bieber's unstoppably good music (see: "What Do You Mean?"; "Sorry"; etc.) resulted in his arrest in South Charleston, West Virginia. 6ABC reports that D'laontie Dee Lewis was arrested at a middle school in the area after he stormed into the building and demanded he be able to sing Bieber classics over the school's intercom. 

Apparently that's a crime in these here United States? I guess I have to make new Friday-morning plans.