Don’t Netflix and Chill With Anybody Who Buys Netflix and Chill Condoms

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Say a guy invites you over to "Netflix and chill." He puts on the new season of Bojack Horseman and you two snuggle in his twin bed, a romantic prelude to the "chilling" that is to come. But when it's time to finally do the deed, he whips out a condom that says "Netflix and chill." What do you do?

You get up, get dressed, and go home to Netflix and chill by yourself.

Do not Netflix and chill with a man who would buy or use Netflix and chill condoms.

This has been a public service announcement.