A Comprehensive Taxonomy of Men With Long Hair

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Cary Fukunaga, Fabio, Rick James, Chris Hemsworth, Harry Styles: just a few of the proud members of the community of long-hairs, by virtue of their flowing, bouncing, shiny, soft, sexy locks. (Sorry, James Van Der Beek, you are on the wait list.) They have been blessed with the hair of heroes, hair so lustrous and thick, so hypnotic and arousing that it causes us to fall to our knees and demand of the heavens how we too can get such pretty hair.

Instead, we shall gaze upon a slideshow and try to decode the many types of man-tresses on offer in the world.

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