Hot Dad Martin O’Malley Lost the Debate But Won Our Hearts

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Hot dad Martin O'Malley. Photo: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

Hillary Clinton may have won last night's Democratic debate, but it was another candidate who won our hearts: Martin O'Malley, the former governor of Maryland and current President of Hot Dads. 

Twitter was a-flurry with news of O'Malley's extreme handsomeness. 

And you know how when most guys dress up in 19th-century costumes they look more "nerdy cosplayer" than "sexy man on the cover of a romance novel"? Not Martin O'Malley. He wears that War of 1812 costume like he's Zebulon Pike himself:

He has my vote.