Hillary Clinton may have won last night's Democratic debate, but it was another candidate who won our hearts: Martin O'Malley, the former governor of Maryland and current President of Hot Dads.
Twitter was a-flurry with news of O'Malley's extreme handsomeness.
BUT WILL THEY TAKE AWAY MARTIN O'MALLEY'S GUNS? pic.twitter.com/rpdhGR9xNX— t.c. (@chillmage) October 14, 2015
ATTENTION @_calru AND I HAVE DECIDED THAT MARTIN O MALLEY IS A PILF (politician id like to frick) AND ALSO A HOT DAD JOIN US— eloise (@eloise_syd) October 14, 2015
Martin O'Malley more like Martin O'Daddy— Olivia Matthews (@oliviaamatts) October 14, 2015
We should select Martin O'Malley because he's a hot dad— Nia Gibson (@ngibson95) October 14, 2015
THIS JUST IN: O'MALLEY'S HOT DAD BOD POLLING AHEAD OF CLINTON AND SANDERS IN THE BONER APARTMENT pic.twitter.com/b2M9MJP3ln— large goat father (@cyancrux) October 14, 2015
And you know how when most guys dress up in 19th-century costumes they look more "nerdy cosplayer" than "sexy man on the cover of a romance novel"? Not Martin O'Malley. He wears that War of 1812 costume like he's Zebulon Pike himself:
He has my vote.