Presenting the Thirstiest Tweets of Yeezy Season

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To everything, there is a (Yeezy) season. A time to cop fresh fashions, and a time to mourn the lack of purchasing power that keeps Kanye’s latest designs from being yours. And when the chill approaches, and you feel the need to throw on a $545 hoodie in a strong neutral, it is time to appeal to Yeezus himself for a coupon code. With the fall 2015 collection finally out today in stores like Barneys and Opening Ceremony, some adherents are considering delaying their education, or even contemplating a career change, all to fund the purchase of a $1,560 camo sweater (unripped version).

During Yeezy Season, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: those who thirst after Yeezy and those who smugly possess it. These are their stories.