Here's an inexplicable fact: Cats hate cucumbers. Here's another one: Today, there are two different cat-versus-cucumber videos trending on YouTube.
You too can make your cat a YouTube sensation with a simple cucumber. It's easy: Place this very specific evil vegetable behind your cat while she's eating, wait for her to turn around, and hey, presto! Your cat will zing through the air, ricochet off your fridge, and hate you forever.