In a genius stroke of viral marketing for her new album 25, Adele has hired Lady Gaga's old bodyguard, Peter Van der Veen. And honestly? After seeing photos of him wearing the crap out of a sleek button-down and carrying a puppy, I would not be surprised if every love song Adele ever wrote was secretly about him.
Hello adele's bodyguard, it's me pic.twitter.com/XbR6Mj2KO5— bryanboy (@bryanboy) November 18, 2015
Adele’s new bodyguard is so fine, and he looks like if you were taken, he would have a “special set of skills” pic.twitter.com/udwIhYLhxl— Jalessia Green (@MissJay_Lyray) November 30, 2015
what do you think adele gave gaga in exchange for her hottest bodyguard? pic.twitter.com/4ZEbUISLfd— KANYE ASADA (@gilossal) October 23, 2015
I vote YES PLEASE to Adele's new body guard 👅👅👅 pic.twitter.com/KAHAOYF9dS— find your purpose. (@comfortrauhls) November 30, 2015
Imma go search for Adele's bodyguard ! pic.twitter.com/fRbFOSOJjE— Gaëlle ♛ (@SmolderBiebs) November 30, 2015
So this is Adele's new bodyguard. *writes song immediately* pic.twitter.com/U6QjaSvxne— Paul Broughall (@paulieblogger) November 30, 2015
Van der Veen used to be of those grossly muscly guys who paint their bodies bronze, but everybody has embarrassing things in their past. We forgive you.