Bill, You Might Be First Husband Someday. Time to Step It Up.

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Bill Clinton is many things, but a slick Justin Trudeau type — or even Barack "Does This Tan Suit Make Me Look Cool?" Obama — he is not. Yesterday, the Big Dog strolled in New York with Hillary and Chelsea wearing a reject from the Top Gun wardrobe department — one that he has apparently been contemplating buying for a year-plus — and Ben Franklin–esque bifocals. (The better to scan those almond-milk labels with.)

We know Bill does not exactly like to be relegated to the background, and when your stylish spouse is outshining you in the earth-mother garb the Huffington Post calls her "coat of many colors," it's time to channel your inner Pitti Uomo peacock. Here, five modest sartorial proposals for the aspiring First Guy.