Baby Eating His First Piece of Bacon Is Me on New Year’s Day

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Melissa and Tyler Beach gave their son Easton a Christmas gift he won't soon forget: his first glorious piece of bacon. In a video the benevolent parents posted to Facebook, the toddler's eyes slowly roll back into his head after taking a bite. With his lids heavy and a patch of grease gleaming on his tiny chin, he begins chanting the word "bacon" with increasing glee as he realizes this is not merely a dream — there is more cured meat to savor. Basically, this is me on New Year's Day when my Seamless order arrives to rescue me from agony.