Soon, Yeezus Will Turn Water Into Wine

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Kanye demonstrates how to test the ripeness of a grape. Photo: Jason Merritt/2015 Getty Images

As a couple, Kim and Kanye have been incredibly prolific. During the course of their marriage, they've produced the "Bound 2" video, North West, and Saint West, and now, Us Weekly reports, they intend to produce their own wine from a vineyard on their estate. Kheers to that!

This California wine will be a rare vintage. It will probably be a full-bodied red, with notes gold, ego, and lip gloss. You'll also probably get just the slightest hint of leather shirts and contouring powder in the finish. Unfortunately, we'll never know how it tastes, because as of now the couple has no plans to sell their wine, only enjoy it at home. For a poor substitute, try drinking some cheap merlot while gazing upon this year's Kardashian Kristmas Kard.

Photo: Courtesy Kim Kardashian