Kylie Jenner Doesn’t Know What Friends Is, Which Is Only Sad for Kylie Jenner and No One Else

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Ever heard of a little someone called CHANDLER BING? KYLIE? Photo: Mike Windle/Getty Images

During President Bill Clinton's 1998 grand jury testimony, the smooth — if not entirely stylish — saxophone player famously stated, of the word is"It depends on what the meaning of the word is is." What is Friends? Well, don't ask Kylie Jenner — she has no fuckin' idea!

In a new interview with Harper's Bazaar, Jenner is asked if she can name a character from Friends, a question presumably taken from the Proust Questionnaire. Her response:

“A character on Friends … what is that?”

Incredible. "Pivot!" "You were gonna drink the fat." "We were on a break!" To us, classic quotes from a beloved television sitcom about 100-year-olds living in boxes on a Los Angeles soundstage. To Kylie Jenner: simple words devoid of significance.

"I know what Friends is," she continues, lying. "I mean, I don't watch Friends."

All right, Kylie Jenner.