Not Content With Already Having It All, Man Claims ‘Period Pain’ for Himself

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Still insatiable despite regularly benefiting from a system inherently designed to reward him simply for being a man, one University of Adelaide student has decided to colonize one of the few things women have left: periods.

The unnamed student got out of taking a final exam by getting a doctor's note for "period pain," according to Yahoo News. The note allows him to take the makeup exam at a later date, thus giving him extra time to study. 

Men, I thought we'd already talked about this. If I can't have pay equality or exemption from impossible beauty standards, can't I at least keep the monthly gnawing pain of shedding my uterine lining? It's really the least you could do.