Girls’ Basketball Team Kicked Out of League for Being Too Good

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Too good.
Too good.Photo: Larry Dale Gordon

The Rogers Area Youth Basketball Association girls’ high-school team is literally too good for everyone else. According to ESPN, the Minnesota team has been kicked out of their league for being too highly skilled. The other teams have threatened to quit or forfeit games because they’re afraid to get their butts kicked.

“Are we supposed to play worse just to make them happy?” one team member asked Fox News.

Girls, gather ‘round: Sadly, this won’t be the last time in your life you’ll have to pretend to be less talented than you are so you don’t seem threatening. This is hopefully the last time in your life you’ll have to pretend you can’t dunk. Now, if you’re looking for someone short who’s terrible at basketball to make your team worse, I’m happy to help.