Have Any of These Famous Men Ever Even Seen Clueless? Come On.

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Seth Rogen as Cher.
Seth Rogen as Cher.

It’s an Alaïa. An A-whatta? I totally paused! You’re a viiirgin … who ceeaant … droooiive. I hope not sporadically! Duh, I was just going to. You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack? Nev-er-had-to-knock-on-wood. All the young duuuudes. Don’t the slackers prefer that grassy knoll over theh-yah? He says you gave him a toothache. It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty, etc., etc. All classic quotes that Bradley Cooper, Seth Rogen, Paul Dano, and Jake Gyllenhaal apparently never heard in their lives, based on this video of them poorly reading Cher’s lines from the scene in Clueless where she gives a speech about Haitians.

These guys stink! Especially Bradley Cooper and least especially Seth Rogen.

I do love the video, however.