Given her recent dalliances with powder-pastel hair dye, it’s not shocking that Hilary Duff, recent new mom and former Tinder aficionado, might crush on a man who also sports a unique mane. But should she choose him over the man who started the noble Pussy Posse? A man with strange theories about the moon? Or a man who likes to headbutt people for fun? The certainty of this woman! Choosing a royal party boy over dilettante-artist-playboy-party-boy James Franco! But really, are any of these men worthy? She only seems truly torn when it comes to this season’s Bachelor.