A Vote for Marco Rubio Is a Vote for Men’s High-Heeled Booties

Marco Bootie-o.
Marco Bootie-o. Photo: Mary Schwalm

Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio and One Direction bandmember Harry Styles have something in common. Well, two things, actually: an appreciation for the 1D song “What Makes You Beautiful,” and a love of heeled booties.

At a campaign stop in New Hampshire on Monday, Rubio appeared wearing incredibly fashionable, incredibly well-heeled black leather ankle boots that are sure to feed those rumors about his extravagant spending habits. The boots — which we think are either these Giorgio Brutini boots or these Margiela ones — look a lot like a pair favored by Styles, albeit with slightly less pilgrim flair.

Conveniently, that style is called a Cuban heel, because Marco Rubio is on-brand from head to toe.