Hot Vaping Congressman Not Hot Enough to Justify Awful Opinions

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The vape-ist with his overlord.
The vape-ist with his overlord.Photo: Getty Images

It’s with a heavy heart that we announce that the hot vaping congressman, also known as “Rep. Duncan Hunter,” has decided to endorse Trump, thus rendering him painfully un-hot.

“I don’t think Trump wants my endorsement,” Hunter explained to Politico“And that’s one reason why I like him.” The formerly hot vape-ist added, “We don’t need a policy wonk as president. We need a leader as president.”

Hunter’s love of both Trump and vaping reveals that — while kind of hot for a congressman — he has terrible taste. Naturally, this leads us to conclude that he must also endorse:

  Extra homework on weekends

  Two and a Half Men

  Google Glass

  Cheap tanning lotion

  The Oompa Loompa song

  Vaping at a bris and/or funeral

  His comfy home inside the pocket of “big vape”