If You Thought It Was Impossible to Bang While Riding Hoverboards, Think Again

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They said it can’t be done. They said it was impossible. They said only a fool would attempt it. But they were wrong. The Future of Fucking, a new adult film from Brazzers that features performers having sex on hoverboards, proves that anything is possible if you put your mind to it.

In a showcase of impressive balancing skills and gag-reflex control, the performers do all kinds of stuff I refuse to describe here, while never once falling or having the devices explode beneath their feet. This is the power of perseverance, folks. This is the American Dream.

The future is truly the worst.