At Least Someone’s Getting Laid at Fashion Week

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The humping tortoises add a certain je ne sais quoi to the collection, no?
The humping tortoises add a certain je ne sais quoi to the collection, no?Photo: slymagazine/Instagram

Two 200-pound tortoises decided to start having sex at Mathieu Mirano’s presentation on Thursday, immediately becoming the most interesting thing to happen at Fashion Week.

The male tortoise reportedly followed the female tortoise through the legs of the models before eventually catching up with her, mounting her and going to town. Hmm, sounds suspiciously like a lot of hetero human relationships.

We look forward to seeing the tortoises star in Yeezy Season 4 as Kanye’s new creative muses.