Please Don’t Buy Michael B. Jordan Chapstick for His Birthday

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A man, Michael B. Jordan, and his tongue.
A man, Michael B. Jordan, and his tongue.Photo: Prince Williams/Getty Images

Today Michael B. Jordan turns 29. While you were considering what to give the best thing to happen to boxing since Laila Ali, you may have noticed that he tends to stick out his tongue a lot. Is he just being playful?

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Photo: Cindy Ord/Getty Images

Is it a tribute to that other Michael Jordan?

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Photo: C Flanigan/Getty Images

Are his lips chronically dry and this is his attempt to give them moisture?

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Photo: Instagram

On the chance his tongue antics can be chalked up to the latter, let’s just agree to never give this man lip balm. Not even for his birthday.

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Photo: Instagram

Nope, sorry, Michael. No lip balm sold here. Keeping on licking.