This Cranky 110-Year-Old Woman Really Gets Us

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Flossie Dickey did not live more than a century on this Earth to spend her 110th birthday sitting through a condescending morning-show segment. No. Like basically everyone else, Dickey would much prefer to be drinking whiskey or taking a nap.

Flossie introduces herself to viewers by announcing, “I am tired.” She then adds, “I take a nap as many times as I can.” And when the anchor asks if she’s excited for the birthday party her relatives are throwing for her later, she doesn’t fake smile and squeak out a “Yep.” Instead, she declares, “Not at all.”