What Child Doesn’t Need a Tiny Toy Tesla?

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Think of the smallest possible carbon footprint. No, smaller. Like, adorably small. Preschool-size.

Okay, did you think of it? Was it a Radio Flyer wagon … err … Tesla Model S? The iconic children’s brand, which has produced red wagons for generations of kids, has begun a pre-sale for a new toy car, modeled after the expensive, all-electric vehicle.

The children’s version, which is battery powered, has working headlights and a sound system. It costs $499, and while your child almost certainly doesn’t need it, he or she will definitely feel smug and entitled toot-tooting around in it.