Damn, This Spider Is Kinky

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Somebody just read <em>Fifty Shades of Grey</em>.
Somebody just read Fifty Shades of Grey.Photo: Courtesy The New York Times

If you’re looking to spice up your sex life, maybe consider taking some cues from male nursery web spiders. According to the Times, the arachnids “tie up females with spider silk before mating to avoid being killed and eaten.”

Guess somebody finally got around to reading Fifty Shades.