Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, Just Average Teens Dry-Humping on a Sunny Day

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Heavenly splotches.
Heavenly splotches.Photo: NIYO/AKM Images / GSI Media

Two blurry splotches were really getting into it in Santa Barbara. Compelled by a moment of passion, Splotch #1 and Splotch #2 began going at it outside like a couple of horndog teens.

The splotches, who can also be identified as singer/Taylor Swift–hater Katy Perry and actor/elf Orlando Bloom, have been making out all over the darn place as of late, like they’re two prep-school lovers sans a free house.

We wish the best to the happy couple, but have severe reservations about their outfit choices.