Naked Woman Dances Atop Giant Truck After Crash

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Dance like nobody's watching.
Dance like nobody's watching.Photo: Raul Leal/Twitter

After an accident on Highway 209 in Houston, a naked woman danced atop an 18-wheeler for two hours before law enforcement forcibly removed her.

The woman was subsequently taken in for a mental-health evaluation. We hope she’s getting the help she needs and commend her for committing the most badass crime of 2016.