63 Things You Can Do Like a French Girl

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A French girl.
A French girl.Photo: Alija

Ever want to behave like the cartoonish stereotype of an unnecessarily romanticized nationality? Of course you do. Here are 63 things you can do like a French girl.

Eat.

Drink.

— Get dressed, like, in general.

— Get dressed when you’re broke.

— Dress like one at work.

— Dress like one … in the fall.

— Dress like one … in the winter.

— Dress like one … in the summer.

— Dress like one … who also wants to spend too much money buying clothing curated by Gwyneth Paltrow.

Layer like one.

— Clean your closet.

— Make the most of your tiny closet

— Get ready for a wedding.

— Make a New Year’s resolution.

— Be fuckable

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck

Make love.

— Seduce a man

— Not date.

— Online date.

— Wash your hair.

— Not wash your hair.

— Wear lipstick.

— Wear lipstick.

— Wear lipstick.

— Wear RED lipstick.

— Wear perfume.

— Wear makeup that looks like no makeup.

— Wear overalls.

— Wear denim.

— Wear jeans.

— Wear leggings

— Sport chic under-eye circles.

— Wear flats.

— Wear ankle boots.

— Decide between flats or pumps.

— Wash your face.

Age.

Age.

Age.

Age

— Age, but gracefully.

— Get a face-lift.

— Not get a face-lift.

— “Treat yourself right.”

— Raise children.

Shop.

Shop like you’re from France and you’re just visiting New York.

— Throw a dinner party.

Work out.

— Decorate your home.

— Stock your medicine cabinet

— Save money.

— Avoid debt.

— Exude irresistible charm

— “Dress, think, and love.”

Be late and accept praise.

Bake.

— Commit murder.

Write a list about French girls.