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Carly Fiorina Is No Mariah Carey

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During a press conference announcing that she will be Ted Cruz’s presidential running mate — aw, Ted is such an optimist — Carly Fiorina forgot that her life is not an episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and inexplicably broke into song.

Her voice isn’t “SNL lip-sync scandal” bad, but she is certainly no Mariah Carey.

Anyway, vote for the cat.