New Shirt Universally Translates ‘These Are My Boobs’

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The Iconospeak t-shirt.
The Iconospeak t-shirt.Photo: Iconspeak/Facebook

Are you traveling abroad in a foreign country? Forget learning the nation’s language, or even politely trying to speak that language. Instead, you can be an inquisitive, highly practical moron in this T-shirt.

Wearing the Iconospeak tee anywhere on Earth, tourists can point to 40 different icons that signify various needs (Where is the Wi-Fi? Bathroom? Telephone?) without saying a word. Of course, if you’re a woman, you will end up pointing to your boobs at least half the time, which might garble your message.

“In the furthest and deepest corners of our world we were repeatedly left with no words … due to our lacking linguistic talents,” the shirt’s makers explain on the site. “Call it lazy or genius, but we like to keep it simple.”

Asking strangers in a foreign country where the bathroom is: as simple as pointing at your boobs.