Kanye West Has Never Watched Porn With the Sound On

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Last night Kocktails With Khloe (R.I.P.) ended its first and final season with powerhouse guests Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Chrissy Teigen, and John Legend (and a chef that was seen but not heard).

It was great television all around, starting from the moment West showed up on the stark set kitchen in an elaborate gold jacket and began eating a tiny bowl of mac and cheese, much like a little prince.

Among other revealing anecdotes, West admitted, “I’ve never watched porn with the sound on.”

“Why don’t you want to hear it?” Legend probed.

“Well … I lived with my mom in high school then I lived in my mother-in-law’s house … there’s kids next door and stuff. I am all about the story line,” West explained.

Fortunately for Kanye, his new house is probably big enough that he no longer has to live like a teen anxiously switching out of the Pornhub tab when he hears his parents outside his bedroom door. Bring on the cheesy music and halting dialogue.