And Now, the Woman Card Can Be Yours to Own

Here you go, Donald.
Here you go, Donald.Photo: Courtesy of

On Tuesday, anthropomorphized foreskin Donald Trump said that the only thing Hillary Clinton had going for her in her run for president was the “woman’s card,” a fact Hillary disputed with a line she’s been forced to deploy more than once this election season: “Well, if fighting for women’s health care and paid family leave and equal pay is playing the woman card, then deal me in!”

And now, in spectacularly quick fashion, a woman card — which you may use however you see fit — is available to be purchased on Hillary Clinton’s website with a donation to HRC’s campaign. Elections in the age of the internet: Everything happens so fast.