Samsung Has a New Spokespenis, and It Belongs to Usher

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Photo: Courtesy of Snapchat/HOWUSNAP

Musician Usher recently took to Snapchat, the social-media network for cool teens and DJ Khaled, to give followers a tour of his house. It was all pretty straightforward until Usher went into his steam room and started to disrobe.


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Photo: Courtesy of Snapchat/HOWUSNAP

“Wait,” you might be thinking. “Usher has his own personal steam room? Also, is it safe to take a phone inside a steam room?”

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Photo: Courtesy of Snapchat/HOWUSNAP

The answers are “yes, of course he does, he’s a rich and famous person,” and, “I have no idea, I don’t even know how to use Snapchat.”

“STEAMIN WITH MY S7” Usher posted in a snap, referring to his Samsung S7. What followed immediately after was a nude selfie, in which Usher strategically covered his junk with an emoji.

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Photo: Courtesy of Snapchat/HOWUSNAP
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Photo: Courtesy of Snapchat/HOWUSNAP

Is it possible that this was all marketing for Samsung? Are sexts the new spon-con? The only thing we know for sure: Samsung has a new unofficial spokespenis, and it’s Usher’s.

Update: A spokesperson from Samsung emailed to say that “Samsung had nothing to do with images in question.”